Wednesday, September 01, 2010

Taxes for Thee, but not for Me

(Via CJR Yves Smith, and Loren Steffy)

Because this just rocked:
Dear IRS: Please note that beginning this year, I am no longer earning an income. From now on, I am compensated through what I like to call column interest. It isn't pay. It's a capital gain that I receive in exchange for providing about 2,000 words a week to this newspaper. Please lower my tax rate accordingly.
Hey, you can't blame me for trying. After all, a similar strategy has worked for years for money managers at hedge funds and private equity firms. In fact, now that Congress is threatening to close that loophole, the private equity world has erupted with an anguished wail. Such is the reaction when the privileged few are asked to pay their fair share.

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