Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Mark this day down in history...

... I've actually read a complete User Agreement.

First. Time. Ever.

The product? MyMileMarker.com's mileage tracker.

The text? See for yourself:
It's a web site... it won't destroy your computer. We'll take your data and store it, but if we lose it, we're sorry. We'll probably sell aggregate data (but not your name or email address) to advertisers. We reserve the right to charge for this at some point. These terms might change in the future, but if they do, we'll let you know. Cool?
Ha!

Monday, July 30, 2007

OCD

You never really look at your environs until you're showing them to other people. There's nothing like a visitor from out of town to spur the first visit to some local attraction. Most times, I'm like "why haven't I done this sooner?"

All the opportunities blew past me, and it took something small like a need to show off the town and all of a sudden I realize I've just been denying myself something easy and worthwhile. The farmer's market, a local park, whatever.

This was brought into focus by our putting our house on the market this past weekend. In the mad scurry of cleaning up the house I have discovered long-lost items and done work that had been languishing on my (up until now, entirely fictional) "to-do list."

Before, anything could wait until next weekend. Now, the looming presence of potential buyers has me dredging up long-forgotten projects like replacing the bathroom faucet.

We make the bed now - we've never made the bed.

I've spent an inordinate amount of time thinking about how best to minimize the basement clutter. Don't want to look too "staged," but don't want them to see the rolls of pipe insulation - might think that there was something amiss.

Years ago, I let the dehumidifier hose drain over the metal floor drain cover - now it's rusted. I'm thinking that I should steel wool off the rust so people don't get the wrong idea.

Are the rain gutters too dirty? Those leaves and twigs on the roof, should I sweep them off? What to do about the cracks in the front steps?

I've ignored this stuff the point where a pointed question from virtually anyone would have netted "it's what? Where?"

Suddenly it's front and center and any new discovery is grist for a new bout of hand wringing. The door to the garage won't shut, it's been "fixed" on about three different occasions, so I'd stopped caring. Now I'm calling a handyman to scope it out today because I can't stand looking at it anymore.

It's the cliché, but just about the time we've done all the things we should have done for the house, we'll sell it to somebody else.

*sigh*

Thursday, July 26, 2007

The question behind Gonzo

I'm as curious as anyone as to what level of political purging took place at the Justice Department, but Dan Froomkin's recent column highlights what I consider the biggest question of the Bush presidency:
Soon after 9/11, the administration started eavesdropping on Americans. By March 2004, Bush's own Justice Department had decided that the program was clearly illegal, and top department officials couldn't find a way to rationalize it. After a rebellion led by Comey -- and backed by a hospitalized John Ashcroft -- the White House agreed to make some changes. The revised program, still controversial, was described in the New York Times in December 2005. The White House christened it the "Terrorist Surveillance Program." And in January 2007, Bush agreed to put the revised program under court jurisdiction -- although it's not clear exactly what that means.

...

One of the chief unanswered questions, as I wrote in my May 17 column: What was the program like when it was illegal even in the opinion of Bush's own Justice Department? What was the government doing to its citizens for two and a half years -- starting soon after 9/11 through the spring of 2004?
That's really the question, isn't it? No real answers in the press, no driving line of inquiry in Congress - but honestly:

What the hell was our government up before Comey and the DOJ finally stood up to the White House? I'd like to resist projecting my suspicions on an administration that I view as dangerously irresponsible, but their track record is pretty abysmal.

They've ordered torture, secret prisons, indefinite detention without trial, and pre-emptive war.

Why would warrantless surveillance in defiance of Constitutional protections slow them down in the slightest?

Monday, July 23, 2007

Self Defense

No spoilers.

Finished book 7 last night. Not so much out of a fanaticism for the material - but only because of the perfect storm of being six books into an enjoyable series that is omnipresent in the current media.
Odds were good that some TV/Internet wag will "push the envelope" and reveal the plot.

My track record in avoiding spoilers has been abysmal. I have a good memory and I cross-index well. With movies, I'm the guy that replays the trailer while I'm watching the movie - to check to see if all the scenes have happened yet.
"Hey, [actor X's] character can't be gone - they haven't said that line from the trailer yet!"

Roger Ebert famously revealed the secret of the Crying Game on TV, and he was a total jerkwad for doing so, but frankly it was only one more step worse that what the rest of the media were doing.
How many times did we hear about the "big shocker" of that movie? A person like me hears that and ends up spending the entire moving looking for the surprise, instead of just watching the damn movie.

It's a distraction. The best stories I've ever experience were total surprises, ones I happened onto.

With Harry Potter - there was no chance you could just happen onto it, and there is no possibility of avoiding all the coverage.

So I went flat out and read it. Because I can't stand a spoiled story.

Big media? Do your worst, you're too late.

Friday, July 20, 2007

Je suis l'etat

If there was any doubt that the White House feels it is above the law, this should pretty much take care of it:

Broader Privilege Claimed In Firings
White House Says Hill Can't Pursue Contempt Cases

Bush administration officials unveiled a bold new assertion of executive authority yesterday in the dispute over the firing of nine U.S. attorneys, saying that the Justice Department will never be allowed to pursue contempt charges initiated by Congress against White House officials once the president has invoked executive privilege.
You will recall Sen. Leahy's comments on Meet the Press at the beginning of July, when Tim Russert asked if Leahy personally would be willing to go as far as holding members of the administration in contempt, Leahy responded, "Yes, I would go that far..."

Leahy went on to say, "You have to go to the next step to see if they have a legitimate claim of executive privilege...then you invoke the contempt citation."

And then the kicker:
Russert: "Are you sure the US Attorney would prosecute?"

Leahy: "It would be very difficult for them not to"
Well, apparently the President has made that little dilemma a whole lot simpler for the DC US Attorney.

What an absolute disgrace.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Death to the clamshell

There's ill-conceived user interface, there's bad user interface, and then there is that rarified category of UI so bad that third party vendors can make money selling ways to deal with it.

Most software falls under this category (witness the missing manual series).

That software documentation sucks is news to no one. However it's funny to see how acclimatized I've become to incredibly sucky UI in everyday objects. It takes a jolt from the outside to remind me that things weren't always this sucky.

The latest jolt came from my stumbling across the Consumer Reports Oyster awards - the worst product packaging designs of the year.

Top of their list are those plastic clamshell packages they use in electronics, packaging so lousy that two companies sell specialized tools to cut them open.

I dunno about you, but if I designed something that was so hard to open people had to invent tools just to get in - I'd go back to the drawing board.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Hey! We killed a bad guy! Oh wait...

Here's an encouraging headline:

Leader of Al Qaeda group in Iraq was fictional, U.S. military says
-International Herald Tribune

What? No pardon?

Reuters: Ex-Cheney aide gets 10 years in prison in spy case
NEWARK, New Jersey (Reuters) - A former White House official who took top secret documents from U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney's office and gave them to opposition figures in the Philippines was sentenced on Wednesday to 10 years in prison.

...

Prosecutors told the court Aragoncillo used a fax machine in Cheney's office to send documents to the Philippines. They said up to 800 classified documents had been compromised by Aragoncillo, as well as the name of a U.S. government source.
Aside from how kind it is of Reuters to identify this man as an ex-aid, even though he was breaking the law when he was an aide (using a fax machine in the VP's office, no less), let's review this.

Aid to the VP? Check.
Leaking classified information? Check.
Outing a US intelligence resource? Check.

Oh, wait... He didn't commit perjury to cover it up first... Silly me. This one does really does have to go to prison.

Yo, Pete? Put up or shut up, buddy...

So the GOP has filibustered the Iraq troop withdrawal vote.

And, as expected the GOP senators who have grabbed headlines by making nice with popular opinion (They can "no longer support" the president's Iraq policy of staying there), have shown their stripes when they were asked to do more than pose for the cameras.

52 Senators voted to give troop withdrawal an up or down vote (where it would likely pass, though not by a veto-proof margin)

Among the 47 Senators who thought we shouldn't bother voting on this issue were
  • Pete Domenici of New Mexico
  • Norm Coleman of Minnesota
  • Elizabeth Dole of North Carolina
  • Lindsey Graham of South Carolina
  • Dick Luger of Indiana
  • John Sununu of New Hampshire
  • John Warner of Virginia
Thank you senators, for being all we expect of the modern GOP Senator.

Hats off to Sen. Susan Collins for being the only new GOP critic of current Iraq policy to back up her words with action.

Next time Pete (or any of these other turkeys) tries to grab some air time by bashing Iraq policy, I hope someone in the crowd has the stones to bring up this vote.

Late Edit:
I'm just a pretender, but Digby does this topic for real:
The ongoing adventures of the Eunuch Caucus

What she said.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Now there's a damn good question...

"How come the money that can’t be found to insure all children this year can be found every 2 months for the Iraq war?"

-From Susie for President

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Party Girl and Usability guy

The NYT just happened to publish articles about the work/work culture of E's job and my job.

On the same day, no less. It must be a sign.

Anyway

Here's E's:

A Hipper Crowd of Shushers
By KARA JESELLA
Published: July 8, 2007
A new type of librarian is emerging: think Dewey Decimal meets Generation X.
And here's mine:

Technology’s Untanglers
By BARBARA WHITAKER
Published: July 8, 2007
The work of usability professionals, who bridge the gap between the makers and users of a product, has recently developed into a solid career track.

Monday, July 09, 2007

Playing chicken

Now that the Dems are cueing up their Iraq policy maneuvers, it would be interesting to see how the GOP senators up for re-election in 2008 react.

Congressional quarterly's risk rankings give us a barometer of how safe these senators should feel.

Let's see how well CQ's polls predict their positions in the next few months, shall we?

Safe (expect no waffling):
  • Michael Enzi of Wyoming
  • Mitch McConnell of Kentucky
  • Pat Roberts of Kansas
  • Ted Stevens of Alaska (unless his latest scandal goes nova, that is)
Fairly safe (calm, but hearing the footsteps):
  • Lamar Alexander of Tennessee
  • Saxby Chambliss of Georgia
  • John Cornyn of Texas
  • Pete Domenici of New Mexico
  • Lindsey Graham of South Carolina
  • Jim Inhofe of Oklahoma
  • Jeff Sessions of Alabama
  • Gordon Smith of Oregon
  • John Warner of Virginia
Not-so safe (nervous twitches):
  • Norm Coleman of Minnesota
  • Susan Collins of Maine
  • Elizabeth Dole of North Carolina
  • John Sununu of New Hampshire
Watch this space - Coleman and Sununu are plenty ripe for blinking.

Edit:
Sen. Collins is making noises already:
I'm finding that my constituents' patience is pretty much exhausted," said Collins. "They're very disturbed by the high casualty rates."

Today, Collins said she has lost confidence in the president's leadership. "If the president isn't willing to adopt a new strategy, then perhaps we, in Congress, have to impose it on him," she said.
I'm no scholar of Sen. Collin's historical position on Iraq, so this may be old news. But there's one GOP senator in the hot seat making the right noises. Let's see if she actually votes that way.

Friday, July 06, 2007

Just talking the talk

Once again, we are shown another GOP senator who publicly breaks with the president.

This time, it's Sen. Domenici. From the Washington Post:
"We cannot continue asking our troops to sacrifice indefinitely while the Iraqi government is not making measurable progress," Domenici said. "I do not support an immediate withdrawal from Iraq or a reduction in funding for our troops. But I do support a new strategy that will move our troops out of combat operations and on the path to coming home."
Honestly? Who gives a crap? This was a press conference, for crying out loud. Pete's grabbing some TV time on the cheap.

How 'bout this for a headline?

Sen. Domenici votes with Dems for troop withdrawal.

Now that would be something worth reporting. That would actually be news - tangible and with meaning. Not this "I'd like some air time, please" BS that the newsies keep falling for.

I'd love to have one of the reporters in this things say, "But, Senator... haven't you sided with the administration on all of it's major initiatives? Does this statement mean that you will be voting against the president's positions in the future?"

Fnyeah.

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Cornered Rat

What if you had to sell the unsellable? Take a gander at White House press secretary Tony Snow, the day after the Libby commutation.

Snow starts off with an "I don't see the elephant in the middle of the room" intro and talks about other subjects for as long as he can. Then he says (with an almost audible smirk) "And With that, I'll take questions."

And lo, the floodgates opened:
Q So you're not closing the door, then, on a pardon.

MR. SNOW: Look, I think -- the President has done what he thinks is appropriate. The reason I will say I'm not going to close a door on a pardon is simply this, that Scooter Libby may petition for one. But the President has done what he thinks is appropriate to resolve this case.

Q You're saying that he thinks he's done what is enough?

MR. SNOW: He thinks he's done what's appropriate.

Q And that would be it, that he wouldn't do any more?

MR. SNOW: I don't want to read the President's mind, but on the other hand, I do not want to create expectations that somehow there will be more.

Q Tony, does the President think that Scooter Libby did, in fact, lie; that a member of the White House staff was, in fact, guilty of these crimes?

MR. SNOW: What he believes is that he was convicted of a jury of his peers. The President was not sitting in as a fact witness on a very long case, and he does think that it's important to respect what the jury concluded, because the jury really is the group that counts here.

Q Why not respect what the judge said, then?

MR. SNOW: Well, keep in mind that there is still -- he does respect what the judge said, but he also respects what -- I think if you took a look at the trial record, at what the parole commission recommended, that what the parole commission recommended was highly consistent with what the President thought was an appropriate punishment here.

Q Well, no, they talked about 16-plus months.

MR. SNOW: No, that is -- there's a range of -- what you're taking a look -- this gets very complicated.

...

Q And also, let me ask you this. The President and other White House press secretaries would not touch this question of Joe Wilson during the height of the investigation. I'm going to ask you now, since the President is now basically saying this is over and he's done what he's done -- Joe Wilson asked for an apology for the American people because of the situation. Is the White House now willing to give the American people --

MR. SNOW: I'm not going to get into --

QWhy not?

MR. SNOW: Because --

QWhy not? It's over now. You didn't want to talk about it then. Let's talk about it now. Do you think the American people are owed something because of the breach?

MR. SNOW: Number one, there is still considerable controversy about the facts of the case, including Joe Wilson's veracity. Number two, there is also --

Q What's in question about his veracity? Detail that, please.

MR. SNOW: There is also -- just, very quickly, you take a look at the Senate reports, his characterization of who sent him over and what he told people when he was in Niger is at direct odds with what he attempted to tell the American public.

Q That has nothing to do with leaking the name of --

MR. SNOW: I'm just --

Q She's making a good point.

MR. SNOW: I'm answering her question, which she raised --

Q But she's making a good point.

Q You're arguing a different case.

MR. SNOW: No, I'm arguing --

Q The apology that the American people may want -- some may want --

MR. SNOW: I understand.

Q -- has to do with the fact that the White House allowed for a breach. And doesn't Libby owe the President an apology?

MR. SNOW: Again, I'm not -- this is -- number one, I believe the investigation found that the White House was not the source of the breach. Number two, the President has said that it is --

Q But it's part of the Bush administration.

MR. SNOW: -- the President has said it is inappropriate to have such breaches, and has apologized for them. So beyond that --

Q When did he apologize?

MR. SNOW: I think he said to the American people -- gave an apology, but --

Q Tony, one point that is not in dispute is that Karl Rove was involved in the leak, in some way he was involved. He talked to at least two reporters who ended up publishing this information. In 2004, the President said -- he didn't talk about convictions or anything -- he said he would fire anyone in this White House who was involved in the leak. We now know Karl Rove was involved; he did not fire him.

MR. SNOW: There are two things to note. We have also said that we do not -- we are not going to make comments in detail until the legal process is over. And it is not; there is still an appeal through --

Q You just put out a two-page statement. He commented --

Q Wait a minute, he just put out this statement, and it's it's over.

Q He commented -- how could you not --

Q Yes, he's commented now, so that's a big -- we can shoot holes in that statement.

MR. SNOW: No, on follow-on issues like this that still may have bearing and an issue that may return to trial, I'm not going to comment on it.
...

MR. SNOW: I understand that -- the President has the power to commute, and he used it, and he used it in a manner that he saw fit. That's not trying to have it both ways. What the President said is that he is not going to go in and overturn what the jury did. On the other hand, again, he thought that the penalty was excessive. He is certainly permitted to do that. You'll concede that the President does have that power, constitutionally, and furthermore, that this President has done it very carefully.

If he had decided that he wanted to commute the sentence and get rid of all punishment, but still keep intact the felony, he could have done that. But instead what he did was he said that he believes that when somebody is convicted of this punishment, it is worth having -- I mean, of this crime -- it is certainly worth respecting the jury's decision and having significant and severe punishment. And I guarantee you, a quick show of hands how many people in this room think that $250,000 is a wrist slap, or that two years of probation, or, in fact, the loss of your career is somehow a trivial punishment. This is serious punishment.

Q But doesn't he already have a legal defense fund -- that is going to cover --

Q -- $5 million that he's already got --

MR. SNOW: Well, we'll have to see.

Q So it's not really excessive for him, then. Most average Americans couldn't afford $250,000, but most average Americans don't have Fred Thompson raising millions of --

MR. SNOW: Well, on the other hand, he also has legal fees.

Q So the $250,000, though, is really not that much money for him.

MR. SNOW: I don't know, you'll have to find out. Do you think $250,000 --

Q But that's not the case -- you said that it was a lot of money.

MR. SNOW: It is a lot of money.

Q But he has more than $250,000 --

MR. SNOW: You don't know that.

Q Well, in what he's raised.

Q -- there's no shortage of people who would gladly raise -- and have already been doing so.

MR. SNOW: Well, good. Americans are a generous people.

Q How does the President justify this commutation when there are thousands of others in jail with a similar request?

MR. SNOW: I'm not sure that -- thousands in jail with similar requests?

Q Three thousand.

MR. SNOW: Three thousand in jail with similar -- I'm not sure that you can take anybody who has a perjury count and say that they're all the same. Every count has to be considered differently. The President, as you know, looks very carefully at these things. And furthermore, not every one of these cases comes before a President, as you're well aware. Attorneys quite often petition for these and that is one of the procedures by which they do it.

Q Can I follow on that? There are more than 3,000 current petitions for commutation -- not pardons, but commutation -- in the federal system under President Bush. Will all 3,000 of those be held to the same standard that the President applied to Scooter Libby?

MR. SNOW: I don't know.

Q Tony, I'm trying to get a handle on it -- are you saying this White House handled this case in an extraordinary manner, or in a routine manner?

MR. SNOW: I think it handled it in a routine manner in the sense that the President took a careful look. But it is an extraordinary case by virtue of the fact that not only do you have the extreme level of publicity, but also that in many ways, the hand was called by a court decision to go ahead and send Scooter Libby to jail while he was still in the middle of his appeals process.

Q But how could it not be extraordinary to grant something to someone who didn't even ask for it?

MR. SNOW: I just think that's the President, again, using his commutation power to do what he thought was necessary to address what he thought was an excessive punishment.

QBut absent a request, he wouldn't even have known about this case if it didn't involve his former aide.

MR. SNOW: Well, no, I think you probably would have reminded him of it. The fact -- you talk about, if it had not involved a former aide -- this is a thing that has been in the headlines for quite a while.

Q Won't this encourage other members of his administration to obstruct justice?

MR. SNOW: No.
It's like a schoolyard argument.

"Uh uh."

"yeah, huh!"

"uh uh!"

What a tool.

Update:

He's also a jerk, too:
Q Tony, I want to go back to the issue of an apology, and I want to stay issue-focused and not blaming. Are there -- is the American people owed some kind of apology from someone in this administration for the leaking of a CIA person's name, personnel's name?

MR. SNOW: Yes, it's improper to be leaking those names

Q You say it's improper, so you're saying someone in this administration owes the American public an apology?

MR. SNOW: I'll apologize. All done.

Q No, it's not. That's flippant, that's a very flippant way of doing something very serious -- it was a very serious matter. That was very flippant.

Monday, July 02, 2007

Loyalty over principles

Commuted.

The President commuting Scooter Libby's prison sentence is the exclamation point after the phrase-

I am a lousy President!

I can't even express the full amount of disgust I have for this President. The only time this President commutes a sentence that hasn't already been served, that hasn't even begun- he does it for his crony.

"I respect the jury's verdict," what a load of crap.

I can't wait - CAN NOT WAIT for the GOP loyalists to spout off in defense of this shameless and unprincipled act.

Way to set a damning and injurious precedent, there, Mr. President. And what might you do for an encore?

Headless chickens

I'd spend entirely too much time writing up a post about the recent events in the U.K. - about how the US media is going into cardiac arrest just because some idiots managed to set their own car on fire.

I ended up tossing it because I was sure someone would do a better job then I could.

And someone did.

Former Scotland Yard Detective John O'Connor (Via Political Animal ) sums the entire affair up nicely:
"I think that rather than using the all-embracing term of 'al Qaeda,' I think that you should be using the term 'jihadists,' which I think makes more sense. Because, though they may share common purposes with al Qaeda, I don't think that al Qaeda has the control to operate something like this. They could operate a major terrorist outrage, but I think it would be more professionally run. I mean this was a hopeless, incompetent terrorist attack."When you see the ludicrous situation where none of the bombs were able to be detonated and these guys are trying to set fire to petrol, when all they did, they didn't get a detonation at the doors of the airport lounge; all they got was a bomb fire.
"They set fire to fuel. Well, that in its own way, is not going to detonate the gas cylinders and it's not going to cause an explosion. It was just a fire. I mean, that is so incompetent as to be almost laughable."
No question the events are newsworthy, but to run to the masses with "The sky is falling!" when its pretty clear that what has actually happened was this:

A small group of homicidal amateurs has followed up their having not blown up two London cars with a failed attack that seriously injured one of their own. Both events failed to inflict serious injuries on any of their supposed targets.

This is - well, just what we've come to expect from our media establishment. All flash, no thought

You'd think the time they devote to coming up with snappy graphics would be better spent analyzing the event so that commentary won't be as inane as NBC's Sunday commentary that "the passengers of the [completely undamaged planes] were glad to be alive."

Disgraceful.

Athens

In my past life, I used to hit a certain gyro shop at least once a week. Sometimes twice. Sometimes twice in two days. This place had zero ambiance, (what we used to call a “sobriety floor”) and big gyros.

Me like gyro, me like gyro a lot.

Many a booze-fueled crawl ended with me staring up at the gyro guy and blurting out the only word I could manage:
GyroFriesDew!
Which is to say “I would like a gyro sandwich, French fries, and a medium Mountain Dew.”

Mountain Dew was required – initially to wake up, but later it was pretty much tradition.

I went to this place so often that (like a lot of places I go, even now) the guy behind the counter would order for me. I’d always get the same number of napkins (five), the same number of ketchup containers (three) before sitting down to soak up the Tzatziky-goodness that is Gyro.

I'm salivating just thinking about it.

Then – calamity! – the place got a makeover, the gyros got smaller, and (worse) college ended. I’ve been back, a few times, but the place isn’t what it once was. Plus, they changed the ketchup, dammit. Sweet ketchup? Who the hell wants that on their fries?

I’ve filled the gap by trying out the gyro places in other cities. My friend, G is blessed to live in a city with two (count them, two!) world class gyros establishments within striking distance. Last March Madness – I think I went for Gyros on two of the three days I was in town.

My town isn’t quite like that – on my regular commute, I drive past perhaps the worst gyro place on the planet (when I don’t go back, it has to suck. The gyros at our corporate cafeteria contain what would charitably call “lamb nuggets,” and I’ve eaten them at least a half dozen times).

On the normal homeward leg of our many out of town trips this year, we’ve been driving past a sign for a gyro shop. Our usual arrival time of Sunday evening, the fact that the kids are with, plus the fact that E pretty much hates gyros – meant that all the attention I could give this shop was a hearty, “Hey look! A gyro shop!”
It’s on the way north side of town and (in the way that I do) I’d noticed the sign, but never really figured out where the shop actually was. So, last week I finally figure out that this place is within lunch hour striking distance and – dammit – I want a gyro.

Turns out, the place is in a gas station. You walk into a convenience mark and the back counter is serving gyros.

Zero ambiance.

I try not to get too excited. Walking up, I see the guy behind the counter – it’s the guy from my old gyro place! He’s here! He’s here!

Ok, ok, calm down.

I take a risk. Without even looking at the menu I carefully say, “Gyro. Fries. Dew?”
Guy doesn’t blink. Hits a button on the register, holds out his hand for cash and barks over one shoulder:
GyroFriesDew!

Huzzah! Huzzah! Angels and ministers of grace-

Wait, wait, wait. Gotta eat the thing first, right? All this could be window dressing for yet another disappointment, right?

They give me the gyro. No drink. Here, they make you get your own beverage.
I get my ketchup, my napkins and then grab a seat between the cough medicine and the restrooms.

Man, if any of these customers were drunk, this would be perfect.

I start with the fries. They’re splattered all over the sandwich (as they should be) and I grab a few and make with the ketchup.

It’s the right stuff. Not sweetened ketchup, but ketchup. Moment of truth… the Gyro rocks. Tzatziki aplenty and lamb in those bizarre shavings just like I remember, only messier (I’m out of practice, so sue me). I resist the urge to have a second one and vow to return next week.

-and perhaps the week after that as well.

Ahhh, nostalgia.