Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Slow news day? You wish

Here's ABC News.com's Top Headlines as of five minutes ago:


I'd argue there is a single substantive headline in there, the one about Home Sales.

You could stretch the teddy bear story if the woman is a foreign national risking prison time in Sudan - but really, that's better slotted under 'News of the weird.'

Network news: sparing no expense to bring you Bionic Cats, Dancing With the Stars, and Teddy Bear dramas.

What a colossal waste of time.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Got to admit, seems like it beats publishing lies.