Next time, just kill yourself in private - okay?

To Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab

I get that you're a screwed-up, lonely young man. But how sad do you need to get to you fall in with terrorists?

And how depressed do you have to be to let them talk you into offing yourself and trying to take a plane load of people with you?

Using a bomb - that you smuggle onboard in your underwear?

I mean, how lonely do you have to get to think Yes - that looks like a better option?

And then to top it off you suck at the bombing thing. Specifically, you fail to successfully detonate your underwear.

So not only are your family disappointed and shamed forever, not only are you facing (if you are lucky) a lifetime in prison but you're going to go into prison with the world laughing at your internet posts and with the prison monicker "the underwear bomber"

Dude... next time just buy a copy of Final Exit or go see a shrink, eh?

Yeesh.