AT&T is Not A Person...

...which would explain their consistent inhumanity to man.

Point being, a unanimous Supreme Court ruled today in FCC v. AT&T (No. 09-1279) that corporations do not have personal privacy rights.

That anything should slow the legal march towards corporate personhood is more than a little stunning, but here's the kicker: The Chief Justice even served up a bit of judicial snark:

The protection in FOIA against disclosure of law enforcement information on the ground that it would constitute an unwarranted invasion of personal privacy does not extend to corporations. We trust that AT&T will not take it personally.

Zing!

(H/t Mom)