Welcome to Samba Queen University

Welcome, China - we are Brasil. Your instructors for today will be Professor Marta and Professor Christiane

Are you comfortable?

Let's run through today's curriculum:

• Lesson one: How to make the keeper and her entire back line crap their pants at the same time.
• Lesson two: Slotting the ball just inside the post, like it ain't no thang.
• Lesson three: How to make the keeper cry.
  and finally,
• Lesson four: How to score while moving away from the net.
  

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Yeah, it was like that. China got their butts handed to them. Unless Denmark beats Brazil and China tanks hard against New Zealand, China will still advance. But it's still nice to see the hosts get rolled in front of the home crowd.

The Samba Queens are here for the Cup, and I don't see anyone performing miracles on the pitch like them. The US should be nervous. Germany should be nervous. If their defense holds, I don't think anyone can withstand this team.