Drinking can be hazardous to your health

(Reuters)

A drunken Australian man who took a nap between railway tracks has had a miraculous escape after he was run over by a freight train and received only minor injuries and a bump on the head.

...He apparently hit his head on the train while trying to sit up.

Moral of the story: If you wake up and feel like you've been run over by a freight train - don't get up.