Brother, can you spare $100,000,000?

As bad as things might be - we are nowhere close to the financial ruin of Zimbabwe.

 

Yes, that's a bank note. Yes, it's for 100 billion dollars. 

Incredibly, as Neatorama points out - 100 billion doesn't get you very far:

So, what would a Z$100 billion note buy you? About two loaves of bread (it won’t even get you lunch - you’d need at least Z$250 billion for lunch).