Thursday, February 12, 2009

Uhhh, no thanks. My lawyer says I'm full...

...or something like that.

Stewart Parnell (CEO) and Sammy Lightsey (Plant Manager) of the ["Ship 'em with salmonella"] Peanut Corporation of America testified before congress today.

They took the Fifth Amendment for everything.

Emptywheel provides the capper:
But the highlight of the hearing came when Congressman Greg Walden (R-OR) offered up a plastic bin wrapped with big yellow CAUTION ribbons--with Peanut Corporation peanut material inside. Walden asked Parnell and Lightsey if they would be willing to eat some of their own product right there, before the Sub-Committee.

"On the advice of counsel, I uh respectfully exercise my rights Fifth Amendment of the Constitution."

A simple yes or no might have sufficed.

Ooooooooh, Snap!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

how very erin brockovich! simply grand.

rule for food processing industry: if you wouldn't eat it -- don't ship it you @ssholes.

sincerely,
thorn

(poke!)