At least they didn't call it 'Breaking News'

At the very end of The Verdict with Dan Abrams one of those banners appeared across the bottom of the screen. Red borders, white text - one of those MSNBC alerts or something.

I'm about to hit the TiVo skip to get to Countdown, but I pause thinking that there might be some new and urgent bit of news.

-and what the banner say? In all caps, no less?

REPORT: KIERA KNIGHTLY REFUSES DIGITAL BREAST ENHANCEMENT

Are you fricking kidding me? This is what you put splash on the screen? and...there's a Report?


(Oh and memo to the 'Alert' interns over at MSNBC - it's spelled "Keira," you breathless tools)


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This is not a sign of the apocalypse, but it is intended for the four horsemen:

Nothin' to do here, guys. This one's a self-starter.